August 12--- Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so Beautiful here. The forests are
so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering the trees!
14--- Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all the
colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful forest and saw
some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth.
This must be paradise. I love it here!
11--- Deer season will start soon. I canít imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a
gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. Love it here!
2--- It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
with white. It
looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled
the driveway. We had a snowball fight and I won! When the snowplow came by we had to
shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place, I love Michigan!
December 12--- More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here!
19--- More snow last night. Couldnít get out of the driveway to
go to work. I
am exhausted from shoveling. Frigging snowplow.
22--- More white shit fell last night. I got blisters on my hands
shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits until Iím done shoveling
the driveway. Assholes!
25--- Merry frigging Christmas, more frigging snow. If I ever get
my hands on
the son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear Iíll kill the bastard. Donít know
why they donít use more salt on the road to melt the frigging ice.
27--- More white shit fell last night. Been inside for 3 days except
out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every time. Canít go anywhere, carís
stuck in a mountain of white shit! The weather man said to expect another 10 inches of the
white shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
28--- The frigging weather man was wrong. We got 34 inches of the
this time. At the rate it wonít melt before next summer. The snowplow got stuck up the
road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I
had broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke
my last shovel over his frigging head.
4--- Finally got out of the house today. We went to the store to
get food and on
the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 worth
of damage to the car. Those frigging beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed
all of them last November!
3--- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rusting out
from all the frigging salt they put all over the road?
10--- Moved to Florida. I canít imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever live in Michigan!
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