1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

3. How is it possible to have a Civil War?

4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

6. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

7. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

8. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

9. Why is it called a tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

10. Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of that song?

11. Where are we going?  And is the handbasket big enough for all of us?

12. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

13. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

14.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

15. Is the main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

16. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

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