TOP 10 WAYS
TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS


1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
 

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
 

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
 

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
     sticker that says, "How's my driving call 1-800-***-****.".
 

6.  Perky people make you gag.
 

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
 

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
 

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
 

10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
     it yesterday

(patchy likes #5 in particular  .. heh)

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