Q:
How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
Q:
How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q:
How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the
old light bulb was.
Q:
How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q:
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one
to change the bulb.
Q:
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell
it before
it
crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Q:
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Depends on what you want to change it into.
Q:
How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light
bulbs too.
Q:
How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Q:
How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third
to shoot the witness.
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