IF KIDS WROTE FORTUNE COOKIES..

   Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, Age 10

     Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. - Andrew, Age 9

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. - Matthew, Age 12

     Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. - Rocky, Age 9

   Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. - Stephanie, Age 8

     Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Rosemary, Age 7

   Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower. - Lamar, Age 10

    Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. - Carrol, Age 9

   Never bug a pregnant mom. - Nicholas, Age 11

     Don't ever be too full for dessert. - Kelly, Age 10

   When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Heather, Age 16

     Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, Age 14

   Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, Age 12

     When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, Age 13

   Never try to baptize a cat. - Laura, Age 13

     Never spit when on a roller coaster. - Scott, Age 11

   Never do pranks at a police station. - Sam, Age 10

     Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. - Rob, Age 10

   Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. - Hank, Age 12

     Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. - Molly, Age 11

   Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. - Chelsey, Age 7

     Stay away from prunes. - Randy, Age 9

   Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. - Phillip, Age 13

     Forget the cake, go for the icing. - Cynthia, Age 8

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