Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, Age 10
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. - Andrew, Age 9
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. - Matthew, Age 12
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. - Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. - Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower. - Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. - Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom. - Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert. - Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat. - Laura, Age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster. - Scott, Age 11
Never do pranks at a police station. - Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. - Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. - Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. - Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. - Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. - Phillip, Age 13
Forget the cake, go for the icing. - Cynthia, Age 8
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