Three guys were fishing
in a lake one day, when a television faith healer walked across the water
joined them in the boat.
When the three astonished
men had settled down enough to speak, the 1st guy asked humbly, "Preacher,
I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"
"Of course, my son,"
the faith healer said, and when he touched the man's back he felt relief
for the first
time in years.
The 2nd guy, who
wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked
if the healer
could do anything about his poor eyesight. The healer smiled, removed the man's glasses, and tossed them
into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.
When the faith healer
turned to the 3rd guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't
touch me!" he
cried, "I'm on a disability pension.''
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