Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.
There
is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.For
example, I am sitting
here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there
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