LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
An application was for employment - A program was a TV show
A cursor
used profanity - A keyboard was a piano!
Memory
was something that you lost with age - A CD was a bank account
And
if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy - You hoped nobody found out!
Compress
was something you did to garbage - Not something you did to a file
And
if you unzipped anything in public - You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log
on was adding wood to a fire - Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse
pad was where a mouse lived - And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut
- you did with a pocket knife - Paste you did with glue
A web
was a spider's home - And a virus was the flue!
I guess
I'll stick to my pad and paper - And the memory in my head
I hear
nobody's been killed in a computer crash - But when it happens they wish
they were dead!
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Katsy ... thanx for the above cutie. :)
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