LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

  An application was for employment - A program was a TV show
  A cursor used profanity - A keyboard was a piano!

  Memory was something that you lost with age - A CD was a bank account
  And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy - You hoped nobody found out!

  Compress was something you did to garbage - Not something you did to a file
  And if you unzipped anything in public - You'd be in jail for awhile!

  Log on was adding wood to a fire - Hard drive was a long trip on the road
  A mouse pad was where a mouse lived - And a backup happened to your commode!

  Cut - you did with a pocket knife - Paste you did with glue
  A web was a spider's home - And a virus was the flue!

  I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper - And the memory in my head
  I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash - But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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Katsy ... thanx for the above cutie.  :)
 

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