~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

~Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat all you want.

~ Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

~Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

 ~If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

 ~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will
jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

~If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?  Don't they actually counteract each other?

~ Money talks. Chocolate sings.

~Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ Q.  Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?    A.  Because no one wants to quit.

~If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.

~ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. At least you'll get one thing done!

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