1.Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2.Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.Only
in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store
to
get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
4.Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5.Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6.Only
in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7.Only
in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting
so
we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
8.Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9.Only
in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well:
'Poli'
in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures'.
10.Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.